Parky Bill's Parkinson's Disease Place: Buy Stuff, Fund PD Research

Are YOU the type of person who sits in front of his radio set every night, listening to the vacuum tubes hum as they get hot, hoping that SOMEBODY ELSE donates money to find the cures for the diseases that plague mankind? Are YOU the kind of person who looks the other way when he sees someone trying to raise money to help scientists find a cure for a progressive neurological disorder that affects over a million Americans — 50,000 new Americans every year? Are YOU the kind of person who won’t buy a t-shirt, a hat, a fancy clock or a Mini Video Recorder, KNOWING that 100 percent of the store-owner’s profits will be donated to Parkinson’s disease research?

If you are, then you are a Henderson.

You’re the kind of person who won’t buy a book — a FUNNY, book with PICTURES and EVERYTHING — knowing that 100 percent of the author proceeds go to Parkinson’s disease research.
You’re the kind of person who won’t click either of the two links on the side of the page, where you can directly donate to either the National Parkinson Foundation or the Charles Deep Brain Stimulation Research Fund at Vanderbilt University Medical Center (or both!) knowing that the donation goes directly to THEM and my grubby, sticky, grimy fingers won’t touch a DIME of it.

You… are a HENDERSON!

Don’t have to BE a Henderson!

You can SHOW the WORLD you are NOT a Henderson with a nice sweater:

Or a hat that shows YOU DONATED for a CURE for this bastard of a disease!

And everyone in your work space will KNOW you’re not a Henderson when you have this spiffy CLOCK hanging in your cubicle!

There’s mugs, water bottles, steins, travel mugs, stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, caps, hats, a WORLD of wonderful stuff to show that YOU, my friend are NO HENDERSON! And you can carry it all in this nifty TOTE BAG!

And, for the fair sex, what better way to show that special man (not saying it HAS to be a man, it could be another woman. We don’t judge. In fact, we APPLAUD and CELEBRATE diversity) that you are NOT a Henderson (the question WILL be raised eventually) than with THIS fancy undergarment?

And since it’s MADE IN THE USA, you’re not only NOT a Henderson, you’re a PATRIOT!
If “Zazzle” is more your think, you can find a bunch of neat stuff HERE!

So… look at yourself in the mirror. Ask yourself right now.

“AM I A HENDERSON?”

If your answer is, “Hell no! I believe in funding and finding a cure for this horrible neurodegenerative disease, and not just to keep ME from maybe getting it someday, but to help the people who DO have it and those who do get it in the future, even if it’s NOT me or someone I love…”

You know what to do.

Click the link. Buy some stuff. 100 percent of proceeds go to the National Parkinson Foundation and the Charles DBS Research Fund.

Then click THIS link. Buy some books. 100 percent of proceeds go to the National Parkinson Foundation and the Charles DBS Research Fund.